Helga and Gertrude...
I am going to have my FINAL reconstructive surgery on February 10, 2009, almost one year to the date that I found my "lump". I have decided that I am going to name my new implants Helga and Gertrude, then I can lovingly refer to them as "the twins".
I have been checking out sizes, so now when somebody asks what size I am getting, I look at them and say "Yours look good, can I see them?" ... this only works when it is a female asking me the question. (Most of the time anyway, I have seen a few guys that have bigger breasts than I do.) I have even asked a couple people to come to the office with me, so I can say "this is what I want". I can't believe they turn me down.
I am really ready to be done with spending my life in a doctor's office. It isn't that I don't like my doctors, I do, but I really hate waiting in the office, especially if I don't have a really good book... which brings me to my vision...
My eyesight in the last year went for "so so", to "why do they write things this small?" I got my eyes checked, and she said I need "readers"... What? That is what OLD people wear! I guess I am going to have to give in and get some. I think purple with yellow polka-dots would be nice.
Next time I write, hopefully I can tell you about the new "twins". :)
I have been checking out sizes, so now when somebody asks what size I am getting, I look at them and say "Yours look good, can I see them?" ... this only works when it is a female asking me the question. (Most of the time anyway, I have seen a few guys that have bigger breasts than I do.) I have even asked a couple people to come to the office with me, so I can say "this is what I want". I can't believe they turn me down.
I am really ready to be done with spending my life in a doctor's office. It isn't that I don't like my doctors, I do, but I really hate waiting in the office, especially if I don't have a really good book... which brings me to my vision...
My eyesight in the last year went for "so so", to "why do they write things this small?" I got my eyes checked, and she said I need "readers"... What? That is what OLD people wear! I guess I am going to have to give in and get some. I think purple with yellow polka-dots would be nice.
Next time I write, hopefully I can tell you about the new "twins". :)
posted by Coach Susan at
4:46 AM
2 Comments:
Oh, that's funny. I use a similar method: "My mom is getting implants, and we need to get an idea of how big she wants them. Can I see yours?"
They're not as amenable the second time around, though.
I AM GONNA SQUEEZE THEM WHEN YOU ARE DONE!
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