Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Can you say "Cantaloupe"?

I got my breast expanders filled. I would give you the cc amount, but that would be meaningless to most people, so....
......go to the grocery store and pick up a medium size cantaloupe, cut that in half. When you cut it, make sure you are off just a little (because they aren't even), hold those up to your chest. You want half of the cantaloupe under your armpit and a two inch gap in the middle of your cantaloupes. Real SEXY huh? Now... try and get your Speedo on and go to the pool and see if anybody notices that your breasts just doubled. I still don't understand why women would purposely do this to themselves. Could somebody please explain?

Hopefully I will only have one more expansion, then I can go in and get the permanent implants. I have to wait for the skin to stretch, so it won't be until I will February or March. Then I can get my face taken care of, because I am afraid I will probably fall on my face if he fills them much more.

I am going to think positive... when I get done, my speed in the pool should double. They are kind of like a built in "drag suit".

Okay... I am off to go swimming!


Anonymous BBBBrittney said...

I'm not quite sure why anyone would want to have their breasts doubled, either. Having four of them just seems silly.

January 24, 2009 11:28 PM  

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